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Who Would Win in a Fight?

Who would win in a fight: Round 2

In this corner, weighing in at approximately 185 lbs, give or take 15 depending on the girth of his mangina…MICHAEL IAN BLACK!

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And in THIS corner, weighing in at approximately 175 lbs, pussy included…MICHAEL SHOWALTER!!

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It’s your turn to weigh in! Awaken your inner Don King and tell us…WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT?

Who Would Win in a Fight? Round One

In this corner, weighing in at approximately 140 pounds (including her cast iron skillet and an economy-sized bottle of EVOO): RACHAEL RAY

And in this corner, weighing in at 0 pounds of physical matter but 850 pounds of pure heart: THE GHOST OF PATRICK SWAYZE

It’s your turn to weigh in! Channel your inner Don King and tell us: Who would win in a fight?