If I were this guy, I’d be making a run for the border. To a land of good Mexican food…Canada. Let’s be honest, disgruntled workers have been doing things far more disgusting to the fast-food you and I consume on a daily basis, for the last 50 years. Big whoop! But now that there’s proof, a social media nightmare has begun for the Chalupa slinging giant. Yo quiero a new job!
Rooftop Original Production
We’ve been busy over here in the Rooftop Comedy offices. This year, we’re branching out into the summer blockbuster realm and we’re excited to present two full-length trailers for Swim for Love and I Will Never Close My Eyes. As soon as we read the scripts for both of these films, we knew we had two mega-franchises on our hands. First, Swim For Love: it’s like The Notebook, only with less Ryan Gosling (200% more sharks though). Go ahead and lose yourself in this epic tale of Olympic pageantry, honor, love, and acoustic guitar:
Balancing the sweeping, inspiring romance of Swim For Love is I Will Never Close My Eyes. Building off the mega-success of films like Paranormal Activity and knowing that people are pretty much powerless against a cute baby, this got the green light right away. Don’t let the adorableness of the leading baby fool you, though. This is a twisted tale that will surely place the film in the pantheon of great possessed-child cinema:
Release dates are still being finalized. For now, let us know what you think and share around!
Spring is most definitely upon us and with the warmer weather comes a chance to re-evaluate your social life a bit. The bountiful sunshine and ample daylight provide a great opportunity to put yourself out there in the dating pool. But that pool can be awkwardly cold. What to say? Where to go? What should I wear? With that in mind, enjoy this new video featuring the very funny Mo Welch. Learn from Mo’s mistakes with these pro-dating tips and you’ll be deleting that OK Cupid profile in no time.