Love/Hate Father’s Day weekend? Take a trip over to our website and check out the featured Father’s Day clips that will be up all weekend. These non-conventional daddies have great rants about their less-than-perfect wee ones, and fatherhood in general.

Ahh yes, it’s that time of year again. The third weekend in June when we commemorate the love we foster for our fathers - and why shouldn’t we? Dads rule. Dads paid for all the diapers we pooped in before we were potty trained. Dads read us bedtime stories and showed us how to use the “channel changer” to the TV so we could find the shows that had bullets and octane when we got home from elementary school. Dads are the ones we have to thank for our parents’ cabinets overflowing with embarrassing images from adolescent awkwardness that haven’t seen the sun since the day they were developed. Father’s Day is a yearly reminder of all the awesome and horrible things you learned from your dad, and for this he deserves your utmost thanks and praise.

More Father’s Day ruminations after the jump!

Posted: June 13th, 2008 under Ruminations, theorizations and stuff.
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Ok, so I didn’t want this to seem like my first post was by some raging vagina, but it’s a fact… Women comics, and moreover females in general, get a lot of flack these days for their lack of hilarity. Whether we’re trying to do stand-up or not, it has become some sort of whack human universal that dudes are the funnier sex. Well rearrange your testosterone-fueled logic and hold onto your penises, because there are a lot damn funny girls out there, and some of them aren’t even trying to make me pee on myself.

Alright guys, I can see where you’re coming from. Your love for dick jokes overshadows any desire for a solid joke about a vagina. OH MY GOD, yeah I said it, VAGINA. I’m not going to say I don’t like a good dick joke every now and then, but the ratio of dick-to-vagina jokes is seriously skewed. What you need is a little perspective on how girls are taught to think and behave with elegant obedience, and a great way to do this would be by watching a movie packed with a sweet-n-sour punch. Its a documentary about an all-girls rock camp entitled Girls Rock!

The reasons that Girls Rock, after the jump!

Posted: June 3rd, 2008 under Ruminations, theorizations and stuff.
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