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Overheard at Rooftop Nov 18

Emily H. — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 02:06:57 +0000

“If you just do a google image search for ‘grandma’ it’s fucking amazing dude!” -Chris C.

Overheard September 2, 2009

Emily H. — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 19:17:38 +0000

If you’re the dogg you can rock that shit like an octopus.

-Colin

Overheard August 24, 2009

Emily H. — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 21:10:43 +0000

“It’s just the explosive diarrhea cat rape… yeah, we wanna avoid that.”

Overheard at the Rooftop Offices 08/10

Emily H. — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 00:15:04 +0000

“You should rub my face in the poo.” – Mike

Overheard at the Rooftop Comedy Offices 08/05

Emily H. — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 20:56:04 +0000

“I’m a free spirit with an iPhone.”

Overheard! Again! Here!

Emily H. — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:51:06 +0000

“Annie, get online!”
“Did a cat just get in a sweater and do a dance?”

Death of a punchline

Emily H. — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 21:05:23 +0000

Yesterday was a sad day for a lot of complicated reasons. Music fans everywhere are lamenting the loss of Michael Jackson, the King of Pop, one of many people’s childhood icons and one of the greatest performers of all time. Meanwhile, hacky comedians everywhere are mourning the death of Michael Jackson, alleged super creep turned punchline. Let’s not forget, though, that before he became the go-to reference for lazy humorists everywhere, he was just an unbelievably talented kid singing about how he had no idea what he’d grow up to be…

Bill Murray, Party Dogg

Emily H. — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 20:40:30 +0000

According to Page Six, everyone’s favorite Ghostbuster/melancholy comedic actor, Bill Murray, has been spotted multiple times in the past year partying with 20-something Brooklyn hipsters. His MO, apparently, is showing up unannounced, engaging in random conversations, and then leaving a room full of partygoers bewildered. Well, I guess if I were Bill Murray, I’d do it too.

Thanks to Chris Garcia for the tip!

Overheard at the Rooftop Comedy offices

Emily H. — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 18:46:42 +0000

“There’s no ‘E’ in the word ‘vagina,’ anywhere.”

“Yes there is. Next thing you’re gonna say is there’s no ‘Z’ in ‘penis.’”

Michael Roof

Emily H. — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:10:58 +0000

In all of the Aspen hullabaloo, we neglected to comment on the unfortunate death of one of our favorite comedians, Michael Roof. He passed away on June 9 at the age of 32. Most people knew him for his roles in Black Hawk Down or the xXx movies, but here at Rooftop we knew him for his outrageous and hilarious bits that we couldn’t wait to put online.

There was always a small office celebration whenever we found out he would be coming through one of our partner clubs and you could often hear him quoted around here, though I’m sure we never did him any justice. This is my favorite clip of his, and I think it adequately demonstrates his amazing commitment and energy. Rest in peace, Chicken.