“If you just do a google image search for ‘grandma’ it’s fucking amazing dude!” -Chris C.

Posted: November 18th, 2009 under Overheard at the Rooftop Offices.
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If you’re the dogg you can rock that shit like an octopus.

-Colin

Posted: September 2nd, 2009 under Ruminations, theorizations and stuff.
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“It’s just the explosive diarrhea cat rape… yeah, we wanna avoid that.”

Posted: August 24th, 2009 under Overheard at the Rooftop Offices.
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“You should rub my face in the poo.” – Mike

Posted: August 10th, 2009 under Overheard at the Rooftop Offices.
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“I’m a free spirit with an iPhone.”

Posted: August 5th, 2009 under Overheard at the Rooftop Offices.
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“Annie, get online!”
“Did a cat just get in a sweater and do a dance?”

Posted: June 29th, 2009 under Overheard at the Rooftop Offices.
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Yesterday was a sad day for a lot of complicated reasons. Music fans everywhere are lamenting the loss of Michael Jackson, the King of Pop, one of many people’s childhood icons and one of the greatest performers of all time. Meanwhile, hacky comedians everywhere are mourning the death of Michael Jackson, alleged super creep turned punchline. Let’s not forget, though, that before he became the go-to reference for lazy humorists everywhere, he was just an unbelievably talented kid singing about how he had no idea what he’d grow up to be…

Posted: June 26th, 2009 under Ruminations, theorizations and stuff.
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According to Page Six, everyone’s favorite Ghostbuster/melancholy comedic actor, Bill Murray, has been spotted multiple times in the past year partying with 20-something Brooklyn hipsters. His MO, apparently, is showing up unannounced, engaging in random conversations, and then leaving a room full of partygoers bewildered. Well, I guess if I were Bill Murray, I’d do it too.

Thanks to Chris Garcia for the tip!

Posted: June 24th, 2009 under Ruminations, theorizations and stuff.
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“There’s no ‘E’ in the word ‘vagina,’ anywhere.”

“Yes there is. Next thing you’re gonna say is there’s no ‘Z’ in ‘penis.’”

Posted: June 24th, 2009 under Overheard at the Rooftop Offices.
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In all of the Aspen hullabaloo, we neglected to comment on the unfortunate death of one of our favorite comedians, Michael Roof. He passed away on June 9 at the age of 32. Most people knew him for his roles in Black Hawk Down or the xXx movies, but here at Rooftop we knew him for his outrageous and hilarious bits that we couldn’t wait to put online.

There was always a small office celebration whenever we found out he would be coming through one of our partner clubs and you could often hear him quoted around here, though I’m sure we never did him any justice. This is my favorite clip of his, and I think it adequately demonstrates his amazing commitment and energy. Rest in peace, Chicken.

Posted: June 23rd, 2009 under Ruminations, theorizations and stuff.
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