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Touched by Anything But an Angel



Ladies and gentlemen, boys, girls, and illegal Canadian immigrants of all ages: I’ve just released my very first Kindle Single, Touched by Anything But an Angel.

It’s a mix of old and new; two chapters from my book I Was a White Knight… Once, and a preview of what’s to come in my next full-length release.

Four chapters in all.

Included are a story about performing comedy for American soldiers stationed in Afghanistan, as well as the tale of my professional massage at the hands of a burly man.

It only costs 99 cents, which is less than a cup of coffee at Starbucks, but more than it takes to sponsor a starving child in Africa.

(Coffee > Human Life. Take that, starving masses)

Right now it’s only available on the Amazon Kindle; if you own one, then please, take a look.

If you don’t own one, that’s OK: Amazon allows you to download Kindle Apps for free.

All you have to do is go to my Touched by Anything But an Angel page, and scroll down the right-hand side until you see the following picture:

See that link at the bottom?  It says “Free,” and it allows you to read Kindle books almost anywhere you please, even if you don’t own an actual Kindle.

Neat, ain’t it?

Since it’s only available on the Kindle, no trees were harmed in the making of this product. Sure, plenty of slave-labor went into making the electronics in China, but put that out of your mind; think of the trees. The oxygen-emitting, life-saving trees.

They weren’t harmed at all.

So there you go; it’s less than a dollar, it doesn’t kill any trees, and it’s got a picture of (and story detailing) me being touched by a tubby gentleman.

What more could you ask for?