RooftopBlog RooftopBlog Home RooftopComedy.com

Categories

HARRY POTTER & THE DEATHLY HALLOWS, PART 2

10 years and eight movies later, the Harry Potter saga is over. I did some research and found out that the series did, in fact, make about 14 gagillionjillion dollars.

But most importantly, Hermoine turned out really, really hot.

Though some saw it as a cash crab, WB and the filmmakers decided to split the second film in half in order to get as much of the book in the film as possible, which is something I very much welcome. Sure, they get way more money now, but also, we get two very good films. Someday, when they get released as one movie, it’ll be an epic 4.5 hours of movie watching. Also, an epic 4.5 hour erection over Hermoine. Seriously, have you seen her lately. Talk about a curse. On my wiener.

You’ve probably seen the film or heard about it, but for those who don’t have erections about Hermoine, in this film, Harry faces Voldemort for the final time. But before that, he must destroy all the Horcruxes. There are seven total, all containing a part of Voldemort’s soul. Luckily, one of those isn’t Hermoine. Because she is hot and I’d hate for her to have to die.

It’s a 130 minute film, about 100 of those being action. It is truly fantastic how it all comes together. Neville Longbottom who, if I can say so, truly grew into his very British face to become kind of hot (but not hot like Hermoine. I mean, I like girls. Not boys. Not boys named Neville. Stop it, erection!), shows up in a big way as the de facto leader of the Hogwarts students while our group of three have been searching for Horcruxes. When they arrive, they devise a plan to take over the school from Snape, who is now running it after killing Dumbledore. Also, Hermoine is there. And hot and stuff. She even has boobs now. And an age that is legal.

Alan Rickman as Snape is the best part of this entire series. The guy truly can play evil and be kind at the same time. When Harry learns what Snape has done for him, it is truly heartbreaking for both characters. Rickman shines through this film, which is very hard to do with the likes of Michael Gambon as Dumbledore, Ralph Fiennes as Lord Voldemort and Emma Watson as the super fucking hot Hermoine.

It is obvious, I loved the film. You should definitely see it. It is truly an accomplishment that these films remained this good over the decade they were in production. It’s a lesson in storytelling and love that author JK Rowling turned over her baby, the Harry Potter saga, to these filmmakers, to bring into fruition. Of course, you can always have the argument that the book is better, but that is a ridiculous argument. Books and movies are completely different media outlets. Books have the time to explore indefinite side stories and characters. Movies have about 2.5 hours, if they are lucky. Movies have to sacrifice and Steve Kloves, who adapted all of them, did the best job possible. There will always be things left out that I wish weren’t (for example, the way Voldemort meets his demise in the books is way cooler than in the movie), but those are pointless arguments.

Besides, books are stupid. Unless they have photos of Hermoine in them. Hot photos. So, so hot.

Posted: July 20th, 2011 under Movie Reviews, News'n'stuff, Ruminations, theorizations and stuff. Author: .
Comments: 35

35 comments on “HARRY POTTER & THE DEATHLY HALLOWS, PART 2”

  3. hy
    What a great artical.
    your website is to good.I can’t see any website which tell about the thing more detail.

    As expected splitting of the last Harry Potter book into two films, “Deathly Hallows Part 2″ feels like a giant, the climatic conclusion
    To watch a movie, even with the words “Part 2″ in the title insists that prior knowledge and familiarity be obtained.
    are minor distractions aside, the boundless imagination and theatricality effective success playing on the emotions of reaching a final cathartic triumph for the epic journey.
    It is no secret that this is the end of a decade covering the series and it is only the last chapters.

  6. I had a great time reading around your post as I read it extensively. Excellent writing! I am looking forward to hearing more from you .The results can be seen immediately at DIV(Juvederm Melbourne)and there is no need to overcorrect the line with this product.

  7. If you mean the official premiere with the actors and JK then you cant buy tickets for them. Sometimes they set aside about 4 tickets aside for competitions but millions enter them and you would have NO chance of winning.

  8. I was completely submerged within this movie from beginning to end so when departing the cinema (two times within the last 24hours) I could only hear the endless chatter of comments like “Which was great” and “Brilliant method to finish the series”.

  10. This is definitely a topic thats close to me so Im happy that you wrote about it. I’m also happy that you did the subject some justice. Not only do you know a great deal about it, you know how to present in a way that people will want to read more. Im so happy to know someone like you exists on the web.McCall Enterprises(Electricians in Atlanta) stands behind our work. Our work as a construction electrical contractors for Atlanta GA has earned us an A+ rating with the Better Business Bureau.

  13. Hey, in this series. Cast and spectacle that impresses me the most is who plays Snape and he called to the scene guardians take the form of a deer. The eyes reflect the true feelings as I imagined in this story. Snape fought for the love of your life whether it is from him. But that makes the humanity of the story and film. I only regret that the fight scenes magic is not described further, like when I read the story.

  14. Well the Harry Potter saga has now ended. I enjoyed the final movie, like them all. The entire franchise has been great, not only getting kids reading again, but has provided plenty of entertainment in a mystical world of wizardry.

  17. Thanks for the link! Do Follow blogs have indeed played a major role in helping out bloggers. I think being categorized in this is a great way of showing your support for people who took time out to paying attention to your posts.

  22. SUZOU DAFU MACHINE TOOLS CO.,LTD., is a professional manufacturer of hydraulic press brake and CNC servo-electric press brake. Established in 2003, Suzhou Dafu Machine tools have been engaged indesigning, building and selling hydraulic press brake, CNC hydraulic press brake, guillotines shear and
    CNC guillotine shear for many years. Thanks to full attention upon press brake and guillotine shear building, and the great investment in metal processing equipments. Dafu had made agood start in the industry of press brake and
    guillotine shear after our products hit market.

  23. Finally a nice story came to end and with this all stars Also lost jobs as the only actors of the movie. Anyways there stars were the finest for the movie as we all enjoyed watching them from past years since the story started.

  25. This final episode was really awesome to the great saga. I wish that this story would never end. I love the concept and the execution that is done with the story.

  27. Seriously, have you seen her lately. Talk about a curse. On my wiener., it’ll be an epic 4.5 hours of movie watching. Also, an epic 4.5 hour erection over Hermoine.

  28. This is a lesson in storytelling and love that the author JK Rowling turned her baby, Harry Potter, the filmmakers bring to life. Of course, you always have the argument that the book is better, but it is a ridiculous argument.http://www.shantara.com.au/ Shantara Resort & Spa Port Douglas accommodation offers you a choice of spacious studio rooms or large comfortable one bedroom self-contained apartments, with either an outdoor Jacuzzi in a private courtyard or direct pool access.

  29. Your work is very good and I appreciate you and hoping for some more informative posts. Thank you for sharing great information to us.

  31. There are certainly lots of particulars like that to take into consideration. That may be a nice point to convey up. I provide the ideas above as basic inspiration however clearly there are questions like the one you deliver up the place an important factor will probably be working in trustworthy good faith. I don?t know if finest practices have emerged around things like that, but I am certain that your job is clearly recognized as a fair game. Each girls and boys really feel the impression of just a moment’s pleasure, for the remainder of their lives.

  32. This is a good post. This post gives truly quality information. I’m definitely going to look into it. Really very useful tips are provided here. thank you so much. Keep up the good works