Guest Editor: Special Ed
What’s so “special” about Special Ed? For one thing, the man can eat an entire burrito in less than a minute. Sorry, ladies. He’s taken.
One-quarter of Boston’s beloved morning show sausage fest The Sandbox on 101.7 WFNX radio (92.1 in New Hampshire, for the yokels), Ed — also the show’s producer — is super picky about the funny. (He does like a good fart joke, but it has to be well-crafted. Finessed. Seamless. Did you know there’s a fart art?) Ed has bantered on the mic with some of the country’s best comedians, so we trust his judgment.
SPECIAL ED’s PICKS:
1. The Karate Kid: Revisited - Gary Gulman
While Gulman’s stature might make you think he is a tough guy, he is really a giant pussy. A giant funny pussy, but a pussy nonetheless.
2. Mature Porn - Dave Thomason
Dave is on to something; there needs to be a universal system of categorizing porn. Water sports doesn’t mean what is implied.
3. Awkward Body Hair - Robert Hawkins
I have shared this experience. I wish I had saved the 4-inch, gray nose hair I pulled a few weeks ago for posterity.
4. A Black Man at a Prince Concert - Finesse Mitchell
I love Prince and I need more black friends. Hi Finesse! Facebook me!
5. Retarded Gun Owners - Jamie Kilstein
I thought “guns” and “retarded” were synonymous.