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Going to outer space…BRB!

I’ll be embarking on my yearly voyage to Burning Man this Sunday. (insert snickering here)

There’s no wi-fi in the area, so that means no blogging and tweeting from this guy for a whole week. (insert crying here)

If I could tweet from Burning Man, however, I bet my tweets would probably go a little like this:

- Have you seen my glowstick umbrella? #WhatAguyDressedAsaUnicornAskedMe

- RT @dreamcatcherlanyard This might just be a hallucination, but I’m pretty sure i just boned my own spirit animal.

- #MusicMonday Anything 250 BPM’s or higher

- Just put a down payment on a portapotty. Cost a handful of Craisins and a back rub.

- Pretty sure I just saw a Goblin.

-#MusicMonday Anything 250 BPM’s

- Follow Friday @TechnoYoga @DesertWalrus @Rocketsauce

Alright, everybody. Have a great week. I know I will.

A TIGHT 5IVE JOSH SNEED INTERVIEW

In 2008, Rooftop favorite Josh Sneed finished 2nd out of 100 of Comedy Central’s top comedians in the Annual Stand-up Showdown, earning him a deal to record a new album on Comedy Central Records. Not too shabby for a guy who just recently quit his desk job at Procter and Gamble to sling fart jokes for a living.

In this episode of a Tight 5ive, Punchline Magazine’s Dylan Gadino interviews Josh and discusses his new album, the pleasure of working with his friends, and manages to bust out into a hilarious hootenanny with Robert Hawkins in the process. Enjoy!

You can see Josh live in Huntington West Virginia September 3rd through the 6th, or you can buy his album “Unacceptable” here.

VOLVO? I barely even knew her.

Emily H. has entered the Tonight Show’s “Conan, Please Blow Up My Car” Contest, which airs tonight on NBC. Tune in to see if Emily will finally get rid of her “haunted” 1986 Volvo Sedan. In the meantime, watch her hilarious video submission below. Good luck, Emily!

Overheard August 24, 2009

“It’s just the explosive diarrhea cat rape… yeah, we wanna avoid that.”

A TIGHT 5IVE INTERVIEW: W. KAMAU BELL

W. KAMAU BELL understands even more than most comedians that timing is everything. Way back in 2005 he appeared on Comedy Central and told his joke about the junior senator from Illinois and his chances of becoming the first black president. Comedy Central later announced that W. Kamau Bell had told the very first joke about Barack Obama. For this, Kamau was named on that network’s list of Best 100 Obama Moments.

In this episode of a Tight 5ive, Punchline Magazine’s Dylan Gadino takes a moment with Kamau to discuss comedy, race, and how his dad is the 63 year old Tiger Woods of Alabama.

Enjoy!

You can catch Kamau’s solo show “The W. Kamau Bell Curve: Ending Racism in About an Hour” at the New York Fringe Festival through August 29th.

THIS WEEK’S GUEST EDITOR: PHOTOGRAPHER DAN DION

Dan Dion started snapping pictures at San Francisco’s legendary “Holy City Zoo” as a fresh faced kid right out of college in 1992, and has since moved on to become a stand up comedy institution. His impressive body of work includes portraits of Dave Chappelle, George Carlin, Ellen DeGeneres, Chris Rock and Robin Williams, just to name a few.

His new book, ¡Satiristas!, a collaboration with comedian Paul Provenza featuring portraiture and interviews, will be published by Harper Collins in early 2010. Check out Dan’s chosen clips and his very thoughtful comments below.

Robert Hawkins – Talk dirty to me.

Hawkins is, without a doubt, one of the best club comics working today. He’s at once smart, goofy, physical, scatological, cerebral, and lingual- a rapid-fire joke gun who doesn’t let you catch your breath when he’s letting loose. This clip is so wrong in so many ways- that’s what’s so right about it.

Laurie Kilmartin – Pranking Pro-lifers

Laurie is fearless as well as hilarious. There’s a reason she was a regular on Tough Crowd, and able to keep up with the likes of Colin Quinn, Jim Norton, and Patrice Oneal. This clip has the bonuses of being very dark, with digs at Christian conservatives and a self-deprecating punch line. What more could you want- a dick joke? Look elsewhere.

Will Durst – Cheney at the Inauguration

I recommend people see Durst at least once a year, more if possible. The guy has consistently cranked out some of the best political satire in the world, in the right way. He spares nobody, and yet you find yourself agreeing with everything. And add to this the occupational hazard of political comics that 90% of material has a 90 day shelf-life, and you’ve got a very impressive talent. And he used to be my boss when I worked at the Holy City Zoo, so I’ve never quite gotten over sucking up to him, apparently.

Maria Bamford – What people want

It is impossible to say enough good things about this amazing woman. Her absurdity is brilliant, her creativity boundless, and her personae uproarious. Yet she has a vulnerability that most character comics lack. I think she’s quite possibly the most original headliner on the circuit. Few comics do I feel an obligation to tell my friends about- she’s one.

Dana Gould – The great cheesestick fight

No other comic has made me cry like he does. The payoff on the buildup to this cheesestick joke is epic. Dana dances between perverted sex, crippling anxiety, entrenched racism, family dysfunction, and anarchic immorality in a ballet of blasphemy.

For more information on Dan, visit www.dandion.com.


Chris vs. Chris: status update

the battle wages on…

Live From Aspen: A tight 5ive with Robert Hawkins

On this edition of A Tight 5ive with Punchline Magazine’s Dylan Gadino, 2008′s Aspen Rooftop Comedy Festival Comic’s Comic Award winner Robert Hawkins discusses his new lip cactus, performs some impromptu poetry, and wears a funny hat in the process.  Enjoy!

Chris vs. Chris: Day 2

Score a +1 for the Warriors side of the wall!

In this amazing piece of memorabilia, Tim Hardaway shows us his devastating behind-the-back move.  If you look very closely, you’ll notice that on the included collector card, Tim is performing his famous UTEP Two-step” on Terry Teeagle of the Los Angeles Lakers.

Overheard at the Rooftop Offices 08/10

“You should rub my face in the poo.” – Mike