http://blog.rooftopcomedy.com/2008/12/22/pointcounterpoint-happy-hanukkah-vs-uuggghhhh/ Comedy about Stand-up Comedy from Rooftop Comedy Sat, 21 Nov 2009 11:00:14 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 http://blog.rooftopcomedy.com/2008/12/22/pointcounterpoint-happy-hanukkah-vs-uuggghhhh/comment-page-1/#comment-3256 sean Sat, 18 Apr 2009 10:57:24 +0000 http://blog.rooftopcomedy.com/?p=1792#comment-3256 I ate one of these latkes, and even though it was cold and almost a day old, it was delicious. I ate one of these latkes, and even though it was cold and almost a day old, it was delicious.

]]> http://blog.rooftopcomedy.com/2008/12/22/pointcounterpoint-happy-hanukkah-vs-uuggghhhh/comment-page-1/#comment-1782 Papa Fruity Tue, 23 Dec 2008 17:01:09 +0000 http://blog.rooftopcomedy.com/?p=1792#comment-1782 OK tatelah, here's the deal with your latke experience: Your adverse reaction to your over-consumption of these Jewish delicasies is the result of two factors. Firstly, you ignored the fact that in order to safely ingest large quantities of the golden belly-bombs, one needs to be a direct lineage descendant of 4000 years of schmaltz-eating, overindulgent Judaism. Half-Jewish, San Francisco, thrift store hippie vegetarians do not qualify! Secondly, you forgot the seltzer! A meal of this nature must always be followed by massive amounts of super-carbonated seltzer water (Alka seltzer optional). You know you've drunk sufficient qualities of seltzer when your belches are louder than your farts. Live and learn darlink. OK tatelah, here’s the deal with your latke experience: Your adverse reaction to your over-consumption of these Jewish delicasies is the result of two factors. Firstly, you ignored the fact that in order to safely ingest large quantities of the golden belly-bombs, one needs to be a direct lineage descendant of 4000 years of schmaltz-eating, overindulgent Judaism. Half-Jewish, San Francisco, thrift store hippie vegetarians do not qualify! Secondly, you forgot the seltzer! A meal of this nature must always be followed by massive amounts of super-carbonated seltzer water (Alka seltzer optional). You know you’ve drunk sufficient qualities of seltzer when your belches are louder than your farts. Live and learn darlink.

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