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In honor of Christie Hefner stepping down as Chief Executive of Playboy, and to shed light on Playboy’s plight of ever dwindling relevance in matters of boobs and airbrushing, I’m going to try something new here at the RooftopBlog. Hear me out: centerfolds.

Yes, we’re probably (read: probably) not ever going to replicate the tactile sensation of unfolding a May 1989 issue of Playboy to find Ms. May gazing longingly at you (when you meant to look for an old Domino Rally set) but I think that spirit is still with us. Besides, it gives us a chance to use some awesome (read: awesome) photos that our own Rooftop Comics sent us for our own calender, which unfortunately we were not able to do this year, maybe next, if the world is still around, of course.

Our inaugural centerfold is Birmingham, Alabama’s own Matt Mitchell! Yeah, drink it in, let it warm you up in these cold days.

Hoping this can be a weekly thing, and comics! Any remote interest in being a Rooftop Pin-up (on top of comic) send all vaguely/mildly/is that even legal erotic photos…to me. That didn’t come out right. Regardless, send them to:

paolo (at) whereiworkishereatrooftopcomedy (dot) com


Don’t you just feel better? Like your stomach is all in knots, and you don’t know how to deal with these new funny feelings?

Comments

Comment from Matt Mitchell
Time: December 9, 2008, 5:11 pm

Thanks so much for the love.

You’ve just ruined thousands of keyboards with your first try.

(Its hard to get the keys to work soaked in vomit)

Anyone want me to be their sidekick?

-Matt Mitchell
http://www.myspace.com/mattmitchell
http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/mattmitchell

Comment from Harry
Time: December 9, 2008, 5:22 pm

So this is the reason why they don’t want Robin in the new Batman movies… look how out of shape he is now.

Comment from Michelle
Time: December 9, 2008, 6:38 pm

I never knew Matt bought his Halloween costumes at Gymboree.

He ripped through his shirt like a really gay Hulk.

Comment from Paolo
Time: December 9, 2008, 6:40 pm

HULK FAAAABOULOUSSSSSSSSS

Comment from Jacki Schklar
Time: December 9, 2008, 9:10 pm

Hmmm…We have a Swimsuit Edition coming up at Funnynotslutty in a few months. May have overlooked a gem…We may be fighting for exclusives of Mr. Mitchell.

Congrats Matt!

Comment from Benjie
Time: December 10, 2008, 6:11 am

That’s awesome. Matt you’ll do anything for free candy. Rock on.

Comment from Mark Anundson
Time: December 10, 2008, 6:35 am

nice shoes

Comment from T-Money
Time: December 10, 2008, 6:41 am

If you look at the pic from the knee caps down, you could swear that it was a football player that left his leg-warmers on… it’s kinda like putting a giant paper bag over him.

Comment from funny girl
Time: December 10, 2008, 7:57 am

What an awesome photo! He could be my sidekick anytime! :)

Comment from Matt Mitchell
Time: December 10, 2008, 10:31 am

tell me who you are ‘funny girl’ and lets do this!

Comment from Babysmomma
Time: December 10, 2008, 1:57 pm

Congrats Matt! I think its great that you would do this!!

Comment from funny girl
Time: December 10, 2008, 1:59 pm

Matt did you know that Wikipedia has a very interesting definition of our future relationship? ” A sidekick is a stock character, a close companion who assists a partner in a superior position.” Interesting!!!!! ;)