In honor of this Veterans Day, I would like to honor all the brave men and women in the armed forces, who fought, or are currently fighting for our right to put jokes about dicks and about how men and women are different on the internet. Including, but not limited to:

The Rebel forces who fought at the Battles of Yavin, Hoth, and Endor, Jude Law in Enemy at the Gates, Tom Hanks in Saving Private Ryan, Charlie Sheen in Platoon, Colonel Kurtz, Tank Girl, Joker, Animal Mother, Eightball, Touchdown, Stargate SG-1, John Connor, Sarah Connor, everybody in M*A*S*H, Sgt Apone, Cpl Hicks, Pvt Vasquez, Pvt Hudson, The soldiers in Delta Squad, Rasczak’s Roughnecks, everybody in G.I. Joe, and the crew of the Battlestar Galactica.

To celebrate, here is a clip from Isaac Witty, Aspen RooftopComedy Festival performer, person of wit, among other things, discussing what America should do next time Cobra Commander wants to try and take our freedoms away!

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