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To my lovely coworkers…

Sorry about all the farting today and yesterday! Seriously!


Comment from Annie
Time: September 23, 2008, 5:30 pm

That may work for Maureen or Brie or Paolo who are a solid twenty five feet away, but not for your neighbor who shares your oscillating fan!!!!!

Comment from Will
Time: September 23, 2008, 8:51 pm

Who could smell anything from you on my side of the office, what with the Events Team dropping air bombs on a regular basis?

I’m mouth-breathing over here.

Comment from Briana
Time: September 23, 2008, 11:25 pm

DUDE! I can’t believe the events team is caught in the middle of this fart-astrophe! Jenn, Monica and I would like to officially declare that we. are. offended. Besides, it was totally Dana.

Comment from Emily
Time: September 24, 2008, 9:29 am

You guys got spared, you have no idea. Last night when I got home my ass was so MUSICAL all night! I can get some third parties in here for testimony if need be, but take my word for it. I would estimate 20 farts per hour.