As reported by our friends over at Punchline Magazine and the Comedy Central Insider, comedian Jeffrey Ross, fresh from his Roast of Bob Saget and his one hour comedy special No Offense will be joining the cast of this season’s Dancing with the Stars.

And not since I joined Team Guttenberg earlier in the year on his stint with Dancing with the Stars, have I felt a sense of exuberance at a show that I don’t even watch. Speaking of the Roast of Bob Saget, Cloris Leachman (of “her tits are marked ‘White’ and ‘Colored.’” fame) is in this round of stars who dance as well.

Here are some people who I vaguely know/hardly care about will also be dancing. Call me when you get the Harlem Globetrotters on America’s Best Dance Crew.

Lance Bass (he’s gay)
Toni Braxton (my dad listens to her, and he doesn’t even listen to music)
Brooke Burke (famous for being a MILF)
Rocco DiSpirito (food person maker)
Ted McGinley (holy stuff, Stanley Gable from Revenge of the Nerds!)
Warren Sapp (people wear his Raiders jersey around my neighborhood)
Kim Kardashian (in the infinite wisdom of Joel McHale, “famous for having a big ass and a sex tape”)
Susan Lucci (nobody liked her for 18 years, until ’99, when she was finally validated as a person, or something)

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