I love Wisconsin.
Wisconsin is known for their alcoholics. While performing in Appleton this past week I heard this story about a man who was arrested after being found in someone’s basement covered in barbecue sauce claiming to be on the run from the government. The funny part of the story was not that he was covered in sauce, or that he was naked, or even that he was found whistling with a cat.
The funny part was that he referred to his outfit as “urban camouflage”.