Comments on: Bastille Day my ass… http://blog.rooftopcomedy.com/2008/07/14/bastille-day-my-ass/ Comedy about Stand-up Comedy from Rooftop Comedy Fri, 10 Feb 2012 01:30:21 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: miss virginia http://blog.rooftopcomedy.com/2008/07/14/bastille-day-my-ass/comment-page-1/#comment-697 miss virginia Mon, 14 Jul 2008 23:32:16 +0000 http://blog.rooftopcomedy.com/?p=126#comment-697 you'll never find me paolo!!!!!! you’ll never find me paolo!!!!!!

]]> By: Paolo http://blog.rooftopcomedy.com/2008/07/14/bastille-day-my-ass/comment-page-1/#comment-696 Paolo Mon, 14 Jul 2008 22:44:01 +0000 http://blog.rooftopcomedy.com/?p=126#comment-696 While we're on the topic of Miss Universe, I think it's a hoot that our new Miss Universe, Dayana Mendoza of Venezuela says that her experience being kidnapped taught her to remain poised under pressure. In order to keep America strong, I will officially make it my sworn duty to kidnap American beauty pageant contestants in my van and keep them in a basement. Only then they will learn the poise needed to keep calm under pressure and not to fall on their asses, maybe we will win that pageant gold then. While we’re on the topic of Miss Universe, I think it’s a hoot that our new Miss Universe, Dayana Mendoza of Venezuela says that her experience being kidnapped taught her to remain poised under pressure.

In order to keep America strong, I will officially make it my sworn duty to kidnap American beauty pageant contestants in my van and keep them in a basement. Only then they will learn the poise needed to keep calm under pressure and not to fall on their asses, maybe we will win that pageant gold then.

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