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Bastille Day my ass…

It’s all about the USA!! Last night, for the second year in a row, Miss USA fell down in the Miss Universe pageant. Let’s see you beat that, France.

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2 comments on “Bastille Day my ass…

  1. While we’re on the topic of Miss Universe, I think it’s a hoot that our new Miss Universe, Dayana Mendoza of Venezuela says that her experience being kidnapped taught her to remain poised under pressure.

    In order to keep America strong, I will officially make it my sworn duty to kidnap American beauty pageant contestants in my van and keep them in a basement. Only then they will learn the poise needed to keep calm under pressure and not to fall on their asses, maybe we will win that pageant gold then.