Comments on: Shaq and Kobe in Freestyle-Gate 2008

By: Paolo

Paolo — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 20:00:30 +0000

I’m listening to it now, and lord, watery is the best way to describe it.

Also, major cred drain for having the Tyra assist. Major.

By: Rizik

Rizik — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 19:37:03 +0000

I didn’t think Shaq’s flow was that bad to tell you the truth. Better than Kobe’s watery rhymes
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MpzJgLzzX38

-but i am going to keep my identity anonymous

By: Chris

Chris — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 16:32:14 +0000

Hah! If you think about it, Shaq’s livin’ the life. He’s got the rings, the cars, the money, and the mansions. The only thing he doesn’t have is the mic skills.

I still don’t get the idea that being the dominant homosexual makes you less homosexual. If you’re eating some guy’s ass, or having yours eaten by him…..that’s pretty gay.

By: Paolo

Paolo — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 15:33:41 +0000

@Kamau
I think all that we need for now for max lulz potential is Kobe to do a freestyle bashing on Shaq…from LA. And then he’ll get the crowd to chant something just as homoerotic, and then the East Coast/West Coast civil war will be reignited, only it’ll be fought between the people who chanted Shaq’s hook, and Kobe’s hook respectively.

And it will shake the foundations of our country to the core.

By: Kamau

Kamau — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 00:51:03 +0000

That is HILARIOUS! Now if we could only get that on split screen with Kobe watching it, so we could see his reaction it would be even better.

I think my two favorite parts are…

1) This might be the first rap to reference a vasectomy. I’m sure that it is definitely the first rap to reference it in a GOOD way.

2) My other favorite part is the crowd chanting, “KOBE, TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES!!!”